The Dialectizer

The Dialectizer.  How in the world do people come up with things like this?  Here's one of my posts below dialectized (?) in "redneck" -- pretty appropriate don't you know?

Whut in tarnation a town! Fry mah hide!

Jest got through walkin' a painter through our house t'git a bid, cuss it all t' tarnation.  In gittin' t'knows him befo'e we started we foun' out he's a songwriter/perfo'mer.  In Nashville, no suprise.  He said a friend at a songwriter's bootcamp (who knowed?) larned thar is 30,000 songwriters in Nashville.   ah doesn't doubt it a bit.

Also foun' out he's fum a town of 2,900 in Vermont.  An', like so menny, he said Nashville t'him is jest a trimenjus li'l town, as enny fool kin plainly see.

Jest got through walkin' a painter through our house t'git a bid, cuss it all t' tarnation.  In gittin' t'knows him befo'e we started we foun' out he's a songwriter/perfo'mer.  In Nashville, no suprise.  He said a friend at a songwriter's bootcamp (who knowed?) larned thar is 30,000 songwriters in Nashville.   ah doesn't doubt it a bit.

Also foun' out he's fum a town of 2,900 in Vermont.  An', like so menny, he said Nashville t'him is jest a trimenjus li'l town, as enny fool kin plainly see.